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kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

(Source: the-gallium-knight)

arielthethirdannathesecond:

eus-mylus:

daynapapaya:

"Frozen is a Disney classic"

I can actually agree with this, b/c it did get really old really fast.

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WoooOOoooow.

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s)

chelseawelseyknight:

spookyfbi:

suckmydestiel:

OH MY FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER GO HOME

PETITION TO HAVE A MOVIE MADE OUT OF THIS STORY.

totally not crying

Am I the only one who feels like this would be a pretty hilarious metaphor for dick sizes?

aobasluttygaki:

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First we’ve got Makoto, I don’t think this is much of a surprise. The boy is tall, and look at wink he’s got going, he knows its something to be proud of.

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Then theres Rin, maybe not the longest but who needs length when you’ve got thickness, that’s where its…

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swxgmxsta:

senorpacman:

SOME BASIC FRENCH EXPRESSIONS

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

suudsadal:

suudsadal:

antisocial-sloth:

lavantant:

when people become the thing they fight so hard against

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i’m on mobile so i can’t see the pic but something tells me it’s eren jaeger

INCREDIBLE.

acochlidette:

all hail goth moth

(Source: )

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you